Justin Verlander struck out 12 Blue Jays batters, giving him 1,407 Ks to move him ahead of Jim Bunning into 5th-place on the Tigers career strikeout list.
Detroit defeated Toronto 3-2.
The "We've Mailed It In" Boston Red Sox lost 14-13 to get swept by the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim of Orange County of California of the Pacific Rim.
Vernon Wells hit a ball that bounced off the top of the Green Monster in the 9th inning. It was ruled a home run. It wasn't. Boston skipper Bobby Valentine didn't bother to ask the umps to review the hit.
On Monday, they buried Johnny Pesky. The Red Sox reportedly provided buses for players to take to the funeral. Only four players - David Ortiz, Vicente Padilla, Jarrod Saltalamacchia and Clay Buchholz - attended Pesky's funeral.
Angels rookie Mike Trout had 2 RBIs and 2 stolen bases to give him 41 steals. Trout (21 years, 16 days) became the youngest player since at least 1901 to record 40 steals and 20 homers in a season.
Who the fuck is Bryce Harper? He's a clown-show, bro.
Here's Sara Jean Underwood's new burger commercial. Her friend is Emily Ratajkowski.