Friday, October 7, 2011
IT IS DONE
And the Douche, with his douche-hands ready to deliver a blow,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?
It came without Jeter. I think I might gag!
"It came without Posada, They had a guy named Maggs!"
And he puzzled three hours, `til his puzzler was sore.
... Then the Douche thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe Winning," he thought, "doesn't come from a store.
"Maybe Winning...perhaps...means a little bit more!"
And what happened then...?
Well...in Motown they say
That the Douche's small heart
Grew three sizes that day!