Game 1 ALCS: Doug Fister (10-10, 3.45 ERA) vs Andy Pettitte (5-4, 2.87 ERA)
My take: If you think the Tigers bullpen and batters have been somewhat weak - the Yankees have been downright anemic. Add to that the flaccidness of A-Rod and you've got Detroit winning this series.
But, hey, anything can happen - look at Satan's team - the Cardinals!
And, because I'm a Yankees-hater from way back, I'm breakin' out Mr. Yankees Douchebag for the ALCS.
Mr. Yankees Douchebag is representative of the New York Yankees' fanbase. Just look at him - hat askew, cocky - yet moronic - expression, hands readying to flip the bird, mouth agape...a segment of humanity that has not fully evolved.
Let's enjoy this three-ring circus.
I, for one, will embrace it...